I might be pregnant if.....

you see the following deductions from my bank account:

Papa Murphy's

Gandolfo's

Quiznos
Taco Time

Jamba Juice

all within one week.  

Everyone knows pregnancy does a number on a woman's sense of smell.  The last thing I want to do right now is slave over a hot stove surrounded by aromas that will no doubt rob me of my appetite and replace it with nausea.

I'm anxious to get past this stage.  For the sake of our family's health and bank account.